- Me: Okay. Let me go put on some jeans.
- Sister: You have to put on jeans to go to 7-11?
- Me: Yes.
- Sister: It's 10 at night!
- Me: I have a rule. Dita Von Teese taught me.
- Sister: ...
I forgot how much I love cooking and dancing
Lauren Cohan Makeup by Jamie Greenberg (x)
First of all, whose idea was it to trust me with a child?
It’s hotter than the inside of a tauntaun are you kidding me right now I am never going to make it through the summer.
Beyoncé - Grown Woman